A little somethin' 'bout me
Apparently, someone decided ta write a little somethin' 'bout me. At least this time it wasn't anythin' bad like how useless or fat I was. Geez, I hate it when people do that. Kinda annoys me when that happens. I thought ya'd like ta see this, 'cuz it really does show how useful I really am... or was, anyway. It's mainly of my past when I met Goku. Every time I look at it, it makes me happy. Why dont'cha read it an' see what ya think?
AN ODE TO YAJIROBE
Written by: Shioya
Translated by: Otana
In Dragon Ball, there is one unique human who has never
had a serious injury and has never died.
That human's name is Yajirobe.
From his first entrace we saw that he was about the same strength as the
protagonist Gokû, that he had an insolent attitude and strong character, and
that he was something of a glutton. From then on, whenever he's appeared he's
been saving everyone ... I shall introduce you to his awesomeness.
Martial story martial story ♪ Martial s-ss-ss-sss-s-story! Let's go!
Firstly, there is nothing I won't eat!
The original Piccolo's underling, who Gokû fought so hard with, was sliced like
THAT!
BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE!
How did Yajirobe deal with him ...?
He ate him! He ate him with gusto! He ate vast quantities! He ate him like he
was delicious!
He even said:
"Delicious! This is delicious!"
"I ain't gonna share it with you" "I ain't gonna share it"
"I wonder if another one like this is gonna come along"
Was it really that delicious? Who knows.
Secondly, battling with the legendary poison.
Super God Water ... water that if you drink just one cup it could potential draw
out everything you have ... however, it's an incredible poison with no known
survivors and it's said that even Karin-sama attempted to drink it and spat it
out again.
When Gokû made the decision to drink it, Yajirobe also decided to challenge it.
He said
"I-it smells bad"
"Just a tiny bit"
and challenged.
"U, ugggggggh! I-I'm gonna stop! I'll definitely die"
It ended in failure.
Thirdly, there is nothing he can't slice through!
Yajirobe has cut through some amazing things.
At one time, Ôzaru Vegeta's tail, someone that even Gokû couldn't control!
Frankly it was really cool.
He appeared out of nowhere and without a moment's hesitation, silently sliced it
off like THAT! Honestly I thought Yajirobe had already run away.
You're awesome, Yajirobe!