THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR YAJIROBE SAY

Or at least what you'd never expect to come from me, anyway. Hmph. If ya ever did hear me say any of those things,
I probably was goin' crazy or somethin'. But if ya got anything ya'd like ta send, be sure ta send it here.

- Eh, no thanks, I'll just have a small salad and some water.
- Are you kidding me?! I ain't gonna eat that 12" sub. I'm too full.
- Honestly, do I look fat in this gi?
- I hate this sword. I'm gonna ditch it and get me a cool .45 Magnum gun!
- I like Goku. He's a cool dude and always is great at savin' the world!
- Oh, Vegeta, stop it... you're makin' me laugh.
- I love you.
- Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- Eh, no thanks. I can't eat another bite.
- Hey, this 3-piece suit is great! I'll wear this tonight for my dinner date.
- Sure, I'll help.
- Wow, I never knew calculus could be this much fun! Hey, Gohan, ya think that's true?
- The Food Network is for losers.
- Karin is definitely one cool cat.
- I lost 20 lbs. with the Slim-Fast diet plan, and so can you! Try it now!
- I don't think this Atkins diet thing is such a bad idea. I've been meaning to try it.
- Oh wow!!! Gift certificates to Jenny Craig!!!
- You know, I really should get a haircut. This hair is way too long and it's bothering me.
- That Chi-Chi woman that Goku's with is one hot babe.
- Of course I'll share with you. Here. Have a piece.
- I don't have time to go to the all-you-can-eat buffet. Besides, Oprah's on, and you know I can't miss today's show.
- I have good news! I've just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
- I hate this air car. I'm buyin' me a Ferrari Testarrosa (sp?) with alloy wheels and bucket seats!
- I know how to fly. Just watch and learn.
- Oh yeah! I never knew how much fun exercising really is until you really get into it!
- Hi, I'm Yajirobe for Weight Watchers. Be like me and you can start losing up to 25 pounds in as little as 4 weeks!
- Let's see... the cube root of 18 divided by 3 into the power of 16 gives us...

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